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ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them  actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
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claydols: i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected” and thats a good and appropriate consequence
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“Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...”
– (via ceedling) If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object. We really really really can’t win. (via thedollydamnllama)
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pandakitree: tonight i’ve got a work party but I DON’T HAVE ANY CASUAL DRESSES THAT I HAVEN’T ALREADY WORN TO PREVIOUS PARTIES. well i have one. but it requires a strapless bra, which are just in general a pain to me. ughhalskdjflakje fuck it, I’m wearing a dress I’ve already worn. nope, going to wear the outfit I wore to graduation. It kinda looks like a dress. whatevs.
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tonight i’ve got a work party but I DON’T HAVE ANY CASUAL DRESSES THAT I HAVEN’T ALREADY WORN TO PREVIOUS PARTIES. well i have one. but it requires a strapless bra, which are just in general a pain to me. ughhalskdjflakje fuck it, I’m wearing a dress I’ve already worn.
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youarefuckingmajestic: LORD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL. THOU ART A WONDROUS BEING. THE VERY SIGHT OF YE MAKES ME TREMBLE AT THE KNEES FOR THY BEAUTY AND MAGNIFICENCE. I WISH TO EMBRACE THEE FOR THY PULCHRITUDE. I WISH TO PLACE FLOWERS IN THINE HAIR AND DANCE IN CIRCLES IN FLAMBOYANT GAIETY. MY HEART FLUTTERS WHEN I SEE YOU. YOU ARE SO SPLENDID IT MAKES MY HEART FLUTTER. I ASK YE TO GO OUT INTO THE...
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corink: corink: Let me tell you about Ace Attorney that’s too many people I don’t want to tell you all about Ace Attorney anymore
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“im going to be hokage”
– Sasuke Uchiha — after killing one of Konoha’s Elders in cold blood, leading an assault against the Kage Summit aka declaring war against the Shinobi World, launching a genocidal campaign against the Zetsu clones, slaying Zetsu, killing Itachi, killing Deidara, stabbing Karin in the heart, nearly...
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“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
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termsofenragement: pandakitree: termsofenragement replied to your post: Good news is that I finally got some… Seltzer or other carbonated beverage. Does that help the pill go down? It definitely helps.  I take a literal handful of pills every morning with some seltzer.  Goes down like a charm. I’ll have to get my hands on some… maybe. I only have to take about 6 more...
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"what part of the middle-west?" "san francisco.":... →
nannaluna: monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit! As a Venezuelan,...
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